Denmark

History
Denmark, now known to locals as "Nuketown", was a fully functioning country with great culture, food music and a striving, hard-working population who aim high, and meet those high standards.

That was, until The Great Pathkiller War. In 1943, well into the war, not many countries in Europe existed. The Confederate states had recently developed the nuclear bomb, a weapon so powerful that not even Sharp Nippon Steel could stop it. The Coalition forces between the CSA, The UK (UPoopoo KHeads), and Nazi Germany decided that they would test out their new weapon on the Copenhagen citizens. What the UK and Nazi Germany didn't realise was that the CSA was performing multiple tests on Copenhagen.

In Total, 97 nukes were dropped directly above the parliament building, with scientists estimating that the last 93 bombs killed exactly 0 people as everyone either died or fled.

This military "victory" later inspired Hitler to start the the famous German tradition of the Luxembourg Nuking Festival.